Tammy in Fancy Pants

Just so you know who it is you're dealing with, and what you can expect from that who; a short introduction....of sorts.

My name is Tammy Twotone. I am anxious, neurotic, paranoid, and obcessive compulsive. If that's not enough, consider my past; my father abandoned me and my family when I was still in the womb;I was raised by a step-father who was abusive -both emotionally and physically. Not from this country, my mother, my three sisters and I were dumped into the 'projects' where the welfare state did it's best to cloth, educate, and keep a roof over our heads, when said step-father no longer did. This barely skims the surface of my dysfunction. But, it's part of where I come from. And, it's something you probably should know.

I've been a puppeterr, a retail clerk, an actor, a college student, a taxi dispatcher, a United States Marine, an independent bookseller, and -on one ocassion- a stripper. All of which is grist for my life as a transgendered stand-up comedienne.

Still with me?!